Three girls from a small town left their homes to work in another bigger cities. One day, their employers were not at home and went overseas for business trip, they had the chance to chat with one another. Here goes their funny conversation. Enjoy guys. Below script is just for laughs…hehe. I had a good laugh when I first read this—hilarious joke, indeed! Agree?

Tsansch: out si sir. i’m writing letter for my friend. oy, unsay bisaya all of a sudden?
Zeyd: asa diay, kuyog sila ma’am nako? ha? ay, bugok! “ug sa dihang….”
Tsansch: ambot. aw, mao diay na? Ngeh, karon pa ko
Tsensh: “ug sa dihang………..” ???? aws, karon pa pud ko!
Zeyd: when all of a sudden, i cockroach myself (ug sa dhang ming-ok ok ko)
Tsansch: very good! bravo!!! skip bya ko english 2 and 3
Tsansch: then cutting classes on major subjects :- char!
Tsensh: dah, bulakbol man diay ka ha!
Tsansch: graduate man japun on time
Zeyd: graduate? murag miracle?
Tsensh: mulang!
Tsansch: amid — pwede ra na sa “sa tibuok” or “within” or “sulod ana nga mga tuig” ???
Tsensh: naa ko classmate sa una, amid ngalan
Tsansch: pagsure bah
Tsensh: amid amenodin
Zeyd: o, ako pud amiga sa marawi bayot ahmed ngalan taga iligan
Zeyd: amidst. Tan-aw dictionary tsansh ha, busy ko. maayo man imo work kay para sa patay
Zeyd: kining akoa buhay2 ni, para buhay
Tsansch: yaga2x ay, basahon bya sa church interment ako amiga
Tsansch: amid — pwede ra na sa ” sa tibuok” or “within” or “sulod ana nga mga tuig” ???
Tsansch: amid the years we shared, ok ra na?
Tsansch: jjjjjjjj??? ok ra?
Zeyd: ayaw lang butangi ug name aron di ka maulawan ug wrong imo letter, ingna lang from someone
Zeyd: or ilisdi si amid kung lisuran ka, pulihig abubakar
Tsensh: dah, joke joke ra mo dha cge ha…dinner sa ko….be right back
Tsansch: dont eat the streets!
Tsensh: oh no, i will eat the restaurant!
Tsansch: remain the bones, u will have choker
Zeyd: oh, u can eat our house!
Zeyd: i will kill 4 chickens and 2 dogs
Tsansch: let the street children eat themselves
Tsensh: i will die my fish only for dinner
Zeyd: hmm, my ma’am and sir will be happy to eat u too
Zeyd: i want u to eat my house because i know someday i will eat ur house too
Zeyd: i will kill chickens, boys and girls
Tsensh: i will not eat any houses, i will drink the fountain only
Tsansch: J, tell the saleslady u want to order “dukot”
Tsansch: wat is “dukot” in english?
Zeyd: miss, please give me rice in the buttocks of the pot
Tsensh: i will eat only the noodle shop now
Tsensh: i will went ahead so that I can ate the restaurant now and feel very full of food after that
Tsansch: with the use of vollerball needle and a nylon